Balearic Islands '26

Mallorca ⛵ Ibiza

Aug 28 – Sep 6 · Vacation Mike's Next Vacation

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QUE TE MEJORES PRONTO, CRISTINA! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ PALMA ✈ PORTOCOLOM ⌂ VALLDEMOSSA CALA VADELLA ⌂ ♪ ♪ ♪ FERRY · SEP 3 · 08:00

Key Info

Logistical info cheat sheet

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Trip Map — One Link
Ballearic Islands '26 → open the pin list in Google MapsEvery stop with notes — tap Follow and the pins live in your own Maps app
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Mallorca House
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Group Money · two Splitwises
Balearic Babes — Mallorca + shared
Sin Prisa — Ibiza onlyLog it in the right one when it happens
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Trip Album
Ballearic Babes '26 — view the albumAdding photos = invite in the Photos app (ask Geoff) · latest shots stream below
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Soundtrack
Trip playlist on SpotifyAdd your songs — the aux is communal
Ferry · Sep 3 UNVRS Ushuaïa Amnesia Pikes

Day by Day

Rough itinerary — anything can change, nothing matters ✌️

🔵 Mallorca · 💗 Ibiza · 🟠 travel — swipe →

If There's Time — Mallorca

Non-itinerary list — no pressure, just good ideas floating around

Sant Salvador Hike

45min–1hr hike up to the monastery from Petit Hotel Hostatgeria Sant Salvador — chapel, lookout points, water/snack/coffee at the hotel café after. Cristina's family does it every summer; her grandfather's ashes are at both the foot and the summit. Good as a pre-lunch or pre-dinner thing, doesn't eat the whole day.

Night Out in Cala d'Or

Marina town ~20min from Portocolom — different vibe from the villa nights, worth a wander + dinner/drinks if the group's up for it.

Coffee

Real specialty/pour-over coffee on Mallorca is mostly a Palma thing (an hour-plus away) — nothing genuinely third-wave right in Portocolom. Closest solid options: Café Val or Café Balear in Santanyí (already on deck for the Wed morning market), or Noir if we're already in Cala d'Or.

Cap de Formentor

The scenic drive/viewpoint everyone raves about — cliffs, hairpin turns, lighthouse at the tip. It's up north (~1.5hr from Portocolom), so really a full-day or add-on-to-Alcúdia kind of trip, not a quick stop.

Stargazing / Planetarium

Observatori Astronòmic de Mallorca near Costitx — night sky tours + planetarium sessions, well reviewed. Book ahead, it's a small operation.

Sa Ràpita

Quieter beach town south of Palma, closer to us than Palma proper — good sand, less of a scene than Portocolom on a busy day. Worth a swap-in beach day if anyone wants a change of scenery.

Sant Salvador Cala d'Or Café Val 🚗 Formentor Planetarium 🏖 Sa Ràpita

Home Bases

Can Alou

Carrer de n'Alou, 24, Portocolom · Aug 29 → Sep 3
  • Lockbox code: 2775
  • Village house, 5 BR / 3 bath, full crew
  • A/C included up to 300 kW/week (overage billed — be cool, literally)
  • €300 cash damage deposit at check-in (refunded after)
View on Airbnb Open in Maps

Villa Cala Vadella

Carrer del Picatxo de Tramuntana, 22, 07830 · Sep 3 → 6
  • Villa w/ private pool + jacuzzi, 5 BR / 4.5 bath — room for the full eight
  • Quiet SW-coast cove, 8-9 min walk to the beach
  • ~25-30 min taxi/Uber to Ushuaïa & Ibiza Town — closer to Pikes/San Antonio side
View on Airbnb Open in Maps

Good To Know

Ferry Day · Sep 3

M/V Eleanor Roosevelt — Palma 08:00 → Ibiza 10:15. Boarding opens 60 min early. Pre-booked taxi from Can Alou. E+C return the rental car and fly home from PMI.

Getting Around — No Car in Ibiza

Villa Cala Vadella is a quiet SW cove, ~25–30 min from Ushuaïa/Ibiza Town, closer (~15–20 min) to Pikes/San Antonio. Uber works on the island but Spanish law requires booking 30+ min ahead — no curbside hailing at 4am. Pre-book the ride home before heading out for UNVRS + Ushuaïa/Amnesia nights, or just flag a taxi (more reliable late-night than waiting on an app). Other apps that work on the island: FREENOW, TaxiClick, OK Taxi.

Villa Check-in/out

Check-in window is 3–9pm Thu Sep 3 (after 9pm costs €200, ask the host if later). Checkout is before 11am Sun Sep 6 (25–60% surcharge if later) — flights aren't til the afternoon, so plan on bags-in-car + a last swim, or ask about late checkout in advance.

Pack

  • EU plug adapters (Type C/F)
  • Reef-safe sunscreen — the sun is not kidding
  • One "Pikes outfit" — the weirder the better
  • Boat-day speaker + dry bag

Flight Board

Everyone lands in Palma (PMI) — except Josh + Elliott, who materialize directly in Ibiza.

WhoOutboundReturnStatus
GeoffDL1 JFK 8:15PM→LHR · Aug 24
BA2227 LCY 17:30→PMI · Aug 28
TP1143/209 IBZ 14:40→JFK 20:05 · Sep 6Confirmed
KatieDL1 JFK 8:15PM→LHR · Aug 24
BA2227 LCY 17:30→PMI · Aug 28
IB5109 IBZ 16:25→BCN 17:30, IB2627 BCN 19:00→JFK 22:00 · Sep 6Confirmed
VictoriaAir Europa JFK 22:05→PMI 15:55(+1) · Aug 28TP1143/209 IBZ 14:40→JFK 20:05 · Sep 6Confirmed
MikeAir Europa JFK 22:05→PMI 15:55(+1) · Aug 28TP1143/209 IBZ 14:40→JFK 20:05 · Sep 6Confirmed
PhilBA2227 LCY 17:30→PMI · Aug 28TBDReturn TBD
JacqBA2227 LCY 17:30→PMI · Aug 28TBDReturn TBD
Cristina→ PMI · TBDfrom PMI · Sep 3+ · TBDUnknowable
Eric→ PMI · TBDfrom PMI · Sep 3+ · TBDUnknowable
JoshBA2682 LGW 15:50→IBZ 19:30 · Sep 1from IBZ · TBDIbiza only, lands early
ElliottBA2682 LGW 15:50→IBZ 19:30 · Sep 1from IBZ · TBDIbiza only, lands early

✈ G, M & V share the TAP flight home; G, K, J & P share BA2227 into Palma.

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